Perks of being a faggot.

officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

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gamsee:

what do you mean i cant name my son dorito

because thats nacho son

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

ejakeulati0n:

dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

5weetsorrow:

I have an insane obsession with holding your hands.